I speaka to de munkayyss

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

ropunzel:

Does everyone watch the lesbian jail show except me

sherlockedcumberbabe:

kaehzar:

every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

"You should’ve gotten up earlier"

"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

I witnessed this live, I feel special

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

tashgershfieldxa video from the one and only harry which was played at my wedding!!!!

shaniquadontplay:

Pornstache and Crazyeyes

shaniquadontplay:

Pornstache and Crazyeyes

@theme