I speaka to de munkayyss

frickingnerds:

CUTE ANIMAL FACTS

  • chicks can talk to each other from inside their shells
  • cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them
  • otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart
  • mice giggle if u tickle them
  • ants nod at each other as they walk past one another
  • some adult squirrels adopt abandoned baby squirrels
  • mother orangutans build a new nest every night for their babies
  • penguins mate for life and propose with a pebble
  • ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

ropunzel:

Does everyone watch the lesbian jail show except me

sherlockedcumberbabe:

kaehzar:

every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

"You should’ve gotten up earlier"

"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

I witnessed this live, I feel special

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

tashgershfieldxa video from the one and only harry which was played at my wedding!!!!

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