•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
Does everyone watch the lesbian jail show except me
every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like
"You should’ve gotten up earlier"
"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"
"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"
"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"
I witnessed this live, I feel special
MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER